Joke Time

A New York woman was depressed and decided to end her life by throwing herself into the ocean. But just before she could throw herself from the docks, a handsome young sailor stopped her.
"You have so much to live for," said the sailor. "Look, I'm off to Europe and I can stow you away on my ship. I'll take care of you, bring you food every day, and keep you happy."
Having nothing, the woman accepted. The sailor brought her aboard and hid her in a lifeboat. From then on, every night he would bring her sandwiches and make love to her until dawn.
Three weeks later she was discovered by the captain.
"What are you doing here?" asked the captain.
"I have an arrangement with one of the sailors, he brings me food and I get a free trip to Europe. Plus he's screwing me."
"He certainly is," replied the captain. "This is the Staten Island Ferry."